The 10 things that will happen if Wizkid becomes president

• Major international collaborations, Sony deal in the bag, new music coming soon according to him ... is Wizkid not even president already?

Wizkid already looking presidential here

Major international collaborations, Sony deal in the bag, new music coming soon according to him … is Wizkid not even president already? And here are the things Starboy president turned Nigerian president will do when he steps into Aso Rock.

1. He will compose all our nursery rhymes

And all will have ‘Iyeyeye’ in them

2. He’ll make a statue of his mum inside Aso Rock

‘Mrs J. M. Balogun … mo ri yin oh oh eh eh. E no mi l’owo ohhh eh-eh eh-eh’

3. He will call the Canadian Prime Minister and force The Weeknd to stop calling himself Starboy

Weeknd be like ‘someone cannot play with you?’

4. All of us will start dressing like homeless people

You dare not think you can dress better than your president

5. EFCC will investigate Linda Ikeji

All that LIB, LIS, LI-everything… investigate!

6. Chris Brown will move to Nigeria. The bromance cannot end like that

And give him a Nigerian name while at it

7. He’ll have an official blunt roller

package must remain premium

8. Surulere will become a tourist attraction

Surulere ni aye mi

9. Afrikan Shrine too

Omo jaiye jaiye

10. And Ojuelegba will become our national anthem